Our Team

The humans behind the guides. We play first, post second.

By Bloxron Editorial Team · Last updated

Who's here

We don't ship pages we haven't tested ourselves. Patch notes, Discord, random DMs — all fair game. The formal version lives in our Editorial Policy.

  • Vesper Callahan

    Lead Editor & Game Research

    I'm Vesper. I mod simulator Discords for fun and yes, I will argue about rebirth math in public. Started dropping patch notes in a group chat because bad wiki numbers were making me lose my mind — somehow that's my actual job now. I pick what we cover, nag guides until they make sense, and re-roll on a fresh account after big updates to see if the "meta" still works. On Roblox I'm usually in some half-finished sim at 1 a.m.; off-platform it's Hades, Balatro, whatever roguelike is on sale. IRL I thrift vinyl and take walks where I pause the podcast every five minutes to Google something.

  • Kaelis Thornwood

    Wiki & Systems Writer

    Kaelis. Game design degree, spreadsheet brain. I'd rather read a mutation table than lore, and I'm not apologizing for it. Roblox-wise I bounce between farming and idle stuff; at home it's Stardew, Factorio, or EU4 when I want numbers that fight back. I write the pages you Ctrl+F mid-session — weather rates, multipliers, that stuff. If it's rumor or datamine only, I'll say so. My friends roast me for board-game nights, pour-over coffee that takes twenty minutes, and a Notion full of crop benchmarks nobody asked for.

  • Maren Okonkwo

    Guides & Progression Lead

    Maren — I only started writing guides because my cousins asked the same three questions after every update and I got tired of copy-pasting in Discord. My whole thing is order: unlock this first, skip that, rebirth when it actually pays off. Not a novel. I reopen old guides when someone says "step 4 doesn't work anymore" and I won't hit publish on anything I wouldn't send a friend. Half Roblox sims, half Animal Crossing / Pokémon backlog guilt. Morning runs, evening sourdough, annotating other people's guides in the margins like it's a textbook.

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Wrong code? Game we should cover? Just want to yell about a patch? Contact — we read it.

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