Our Team

The humans behind the guides. We play first, post second.

Who's here

We don't ship pages we haven't tested ourselves. Patch notes, Discord, random DMs — all fair game. The formal version lives in our Editorial Policy.

  • Vesper Callahan

    Lead Editor & Game Research

    I'm Vesper. I mod simulator Discords for fun and yes, I will argue about rebirth math in public. Started dropping patch notes in a group chat because bad wiki numbers were making me lose my mind — somehow that's my actual job now. I pick what we cover, nag guides until they make sense, and re-roll on a fresh account after big updates to see if the "meta" still works. On Roblox I'm usually in some half-finished sim at 1 a.m.; off-platform it's Hades, Balatro, whatever roguelike is on sale. IRL I thrift vinyl and take walks where I pause the podcast every five minutes to Google something.

  • Jordan Reed

    Wiki & Systems Writer

    Jordan. I got roped in because I kept a Google Sheet for one tycoon game and my server wouldn't stop asking for the link. These days I turn patch notes into reference pages: code tables, stat comparisons, unlock chains, the stuff you pull up on a second monitor mid-run. I screenshot UI labels after every update because tooltips lie. Roblox I'm mostly in anime battlers and tower games; off-platform it's Civ, Slay the Spire, Pokemon Showdown when I want clean math. Late-night ramen and a folder of blurry menu captures I'll never delete.

  • Ethan Parker

    Editor & Game Player

    Ethan. I trim intros that should have stopped two sentences earlier. I usually get drafts after the routes and numbers are settled, then fix headings, cut repeats, and nag people about titles that won't fit in a tab. Roblox I'm in sports and tycoon stuff more than anything; off-platform it's FIFA career mode and whatever co-op my friends haven't finished yet. I still print pages to mark up sometimes. Pickup hoops on weekends, one book on the nightstand I swear I'm almost done with.

  • Maren Okonkwo

    Guides & Progression Lead

    Maren — I only started writing guides because my cousins asked the same three questions after every update and I got tired of copy-pasting in Discord. My whole thing is order: unlock this first, skip that, rebirth when it actually pays off. Not a novel. I reopen old guides when someone says "step 4 doesn't work anymore" and I won't hit publish on anything I wouldn't send a friend. Half Roblox sims, half Animal Crossing / Pokémon backlog guilt. Morning runs, evening sourdough, annotating other people's guides in the margins like it's a textbook.

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Wrong code? Game we should cover? Just want to yell about a patch? Contact — we read it.

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